Four New Nursery Rhymes

1. Humpty Dumpty wrote on her wall

Humpty Dumpty gave her a call

All the egg’s contacts, all messages sent

Couldn’t convince her to be Humpty’s friend

 

2. Incy Wincy Spider drank up all the stout

The pub owner got mad and kicked the spider out

Outside he threw up and lay there in the rain

Never did he drink any British beer again

 

3. Everything is crumbling down, breaking down, shutting down

Public life is going down, my fair lady

 

4. For he’s a horrible moron, for he’s a horrible moron, for he’s a horrible moron

Moreover, he’s a jerk, moreover he’s a jerk, moreover he’s a jerk

For he’s a horrible moron, moreover he’s a jerk

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Four New Nursery Rhymes

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