Four Phrases You Do Not Want To Hear

1. “Oh, how cute! Dawn is playing prom night with the pit bull!”

2. “If I were you, I would not use that soda maker. Grandad uses it sometimes for bubbling up bull semen.”

3. “Great! We will have Squirrel-Oreo pudding tonight! Let me get the blender…”

4. “I WILL KILL YOU ALL WITH THIS TOOTHBRUSH!! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!!!!!!”

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Four Phrases You Do Not Want To Hear

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