Four Things Merkel Does When Facing A Major Crisis

1. Open a penguin zoo

2. Arrange her blazers in proper order (mint, salmon, blueish)

3. Practice the Merkel-Hashtag

4. Let her spokesperson inform the public that the penguin zoo is now open

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Four Things Merkel Does When Facing A Major Crisis

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