Four Music Artists That Split My Toenails

1. Metallica – because of their yucky metal sound and their total lack of humour

2. Bonnie Tyler – because of her overdramatic rock voice and her concrete hairdo

3. Johnny Cash – because of his lack of good songwriting and his humpa humpa rhythms

4. David Guetta – because of his bubblegum music for hair gel users

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Four Music Artists That Split My Toenails

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