Four Ways To Make Islamists Freak Out

1. Open an “Allahu-Ak” Bar in their hood

2. Offer them 72 raisins whenever you can

3. Make fun of their “hipster beards”

4. Attack them with pork bombs

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Four Ways To Make Islamists Freak Out

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