Four Arguments Against Jazz

1. I don’t have time for improvisations!

2. Everything beyond C major is against GOD!

3. Oh, that song starts with a solo. Wow, another solo. Wait, another one? A drum solo? Can’t wait to hear another one. Oh, cool, now saxophone. Wow, now he uses his toddler’s xylophone.

4. Why would you clap in the middle of a song? Let them finish, for God’s sake!

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Four Arguments Against Jazz

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