Four Jokes About Musicians

1. What has three legs and one asshole?

 

A drum throne

2. What is the definition of a second?

 

Two viola players trying to play unisono

3. How do you call the people hanging out with musicians?

 

Drummers

4. How can you tell when a singer is at your door?

 

The can’t find the key, and they never know when to come in.

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Four Jokes About Musicians

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