Four Forms Of Advanced Veganism

1. Do not keep pets (may contain animals)

2. Refuse to use a badger hair shave brush (Max Goldt joke)

3. Refuse to call your significant other “honey”, “my dear (deer!)”, “love bug”, “bunny” or by any other “pet” name

4. Refuse to read “Animal Farm”, “To Kill A Mockingbird” or anything by “Hunter” S. Thompson

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Four Forms Of Advanced Veganism

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