Four Ways To Prove That You Are Not! Gay!!

1. Say “No homo!” whenever you meet a homo sapiens

2. Laugh at every male person holding flowers (e.g. funeral)

3. Sleep with the lights on (“dark room”!)

4. Don’t tell anyone that you like Adele (esp. “Love Me In The Dark”)

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Four Ways To Prove That You Are Not! Gay!!

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