Four Ways To Keep Warm In Winter

1. Secretly rip out the neighbour’s heating pipe and install it in your bedroom

2. Grow more body hair

3. Cuddle a brown bear (if it dies, pre-heat in oven)

4. Pee yourself, take hot shower, blow-dry hair, drink loads of hot tea, pee yourself, take hot shower, blow-dry hair, drink loads of hot tea, pee yourself, take hot shower, blow-dry hair, drink loads of hot tea, pee yourself, take hot shower, blow-dry hair, drink loads of hot tea, pee yourself, take hot shower, blow-dry hair, drink loads of hot tea… (so-called heat cycle)

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Four Ways To Keep Warm In Winter

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