Four Dreams And Their Meanings

Disclaimer: This is a joke. Even if I was serious about this, never take such statements for granted and check other sources. You won’t die soon. Never ask your parents out. 

1. In your dream, your teeth are falling out.

Meaning: You will die soon!

2. In your dream, you get chased by an unknown monster. Whenever you try to look into its face, your vision gets blurred.

Meaning: Your subconsciousness tries to tell you that something horrible has taken place in the past, most likely you drowned some cute animal when you were very young. It probably was a very young, very cute animal.

3. In your dream, you cook a meal but it burns. All your friends blame you for trying to poison them.

Meaning: You are probably in love with one of your parents. Try to get their phone number and ask them out for a date. Don’t be shy!

4. In your dream, you get chased by a young, cute animal. Whenever you try to look into its face, it cuddles you and makes funny noises.

Meaning: You definitely did something horrible in your past when you were very young. Most likely, you killed an unknown monster by blurring its vision, then it fell into the lake and drowned, making funny noises.

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Four Dreams And Their Meanings

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