1. The one who used to smoke pot, tried to make easy money, got caught, served six months and is now working as a low-paid security guard for a fishy event organiser
2. The one who is still living with his mother, working in the same tech company for 12 years and spends his leisure time playing online games
3. The one who used to be a tree-hugger, turned a lesbian after getting cheated for the third time and is now living far off civilization on an organic strawberry farm
4. The one who always lived a healthy life, all of a sudden got leukemia, died within four months and now keeps you from hurting yourself when you try to drive while you’re drunk as f***ing hell! There’s a pole!! THERE’S A F***ING A POLE!!!