Four Arguments Against Classical Music

1. “Where is the beat, mate? I can’t hear a beat. A kettledrum is not a beat, mate!”

2. “I don’t like the way this goes up and down and keeps evolving and is dynamic and stuff. It’s like a river. I hate rivers.”

3. “Why is she always closing her eyes? During the triplets, she even has her mouth open. I bet in the final she starts drooling.”

4. *still waiting for the chorus*

I mean, seriously:

 

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Four Arguments Against Classical Music

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