Four Pointless Warnings

1. This review might have contained spoilers. Just in case you read them over: HE’S GAY AND SHE DIES IN THE END!

2. This product might contain traces of water.

3. If you can read this you probably already stepped over the cliff, so never mind.

4. Look, there is somebody behind you. With a knife. With a bloody knife. Whoa, I’ve never seen anybody being sliced up like that. Have you seen that? Because with your head like that you CAN actually look behind you quite easily. Ha ha, funny! On the other hand, she stabbed you in both eyes. By the way, she went into your apartment’s direction. So better be careful, ha ha. No, just kidding.

Four Pointless Warnings

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