Four Ways To Wake Somebody Up

1. Wear a giant spider dress, lay next to the person and whisper “You’re in my web!”. Become louder.

2. Spray chili oil in their face while singing “Spice Up Your Life!”

3. Replace their beloved one with a severed horse head

4. Serve them breakfast

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Four Ways To Wake Somebody Up

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