Four Reasons Why Cats Are Better Than Dogs

1. Cats are charismatic: Whenever you want to cuddle them they will attack you for any attempt, whenever you need one a one minute rest, they will nudge you until you bleed.

2. Cats are clean: Apart from the vomiting (new plants), feces next to the cat toilet (new kitty litter), food all over the room (new food) and dead animals (new gift), they are the cleanest animal in the world.

3. Cats are independent: They will be away for days and after asking everyone in the neighborhood, putting up hundreds of leaflets, calling all animal shelters and organizations (“Yes, I know you are an aquarium, but I thought since cats like fish… Hello?”), they will return fatter, happier because the confused neighbor lady is running out of food.

4. Cats are skillful: They know exactly how to navigate along the narrow… FOR GOD’S SAKE, NOT THE URN!!!

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Four Reasons Why Cats Are Better Than Dogs

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