Four Ways To Prank Mystic People

1. Insist on switching on the air con in winter to dilute “the rays”

2. Give them chili oil to prevent electro smog from drying out their mucosa (“The pain shows that you are already affected, so apply more.”).

3. Insist to put a shrunken head on the table “against the ghosts”. Spray with butanoic acid every day.

4. Appear with a new Halloween scar every week. Ask them if they want to join “the rituals”.

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Four Ways To Prank Mystic People

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