Four Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

1. It is cheap, doesn’t talk and you can have as many as you want.

2. You can smash off its neck and attack a random bystander.

3. You can easily store it inside or outside the fridge.

4. You can hug it at night.

 

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Four Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

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