Four Ways To Improve Everyone’s Travelling

1. at the airport: give random electric shocks to people holding the handrail of the walking lane of the escalator to prevent people from resting while others are in a hurry

2. on airplane/train toilets: spray colorful cat urine on everyone’s shirt who pees standing

3. at crowded tourist spots: leak smelly substances to improve people flow

4. at restaurants and shops: impose five percent extra charge on all tourists who cannot say “Hello”, “Please”, “Sorry” and “Thank you” in travel destination language

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Four Ways To Improve Everyone’s Travelling

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