1. Put a video in your work slide show of you putting a ring on a monkey’s finger while it’s wearing a wedding dress – hastily click it away.
2. Say “I am not asexual! You can touch me!” when somebody asks you for help.
3. Start every sentence with “Although you remind me of my ex-wife” when talking to your superior
4. Request “HAPPY HAPPY DING DONG!” to be played at your funeral.