1. I don’t know why you are sending this kid to our “Smart Kidz Brain Intelligence Center”. He cannot even count to ten WITH the help of his fingers, let alone calculate. How about if you just give him some toy blocks and keep him away from guns?
2. I don’t know why you are sending this kid to our “Smart Kidz Brain Intelligence Center”. He is so smart that you do not need to give him extra-curricular lessons. Just give him what he is interested in and he will do something amazing. For God’s sake, stop pressuring him. Better encourage him to play with other kids, otherwise he won’t move out before his first Nobel Prize.
3. She is a totally average kid. Don’t worry, she’s not stupid. But she’s also not very bright. How about if you just give her some dolls and encourage her to read? AND: why are you keeping her away from the girly toys at all means? You wanna lock her up in a car repair shop? YOU have a problem with YOUR identity and not HER. Spend the ridiculous prices for “Smart Kidz Brain Intelligence Center” on a therapy for YOURSELF. No offense.
4. I have no more categories for your kid at “Smart Kidz Brain Intelligence Center”. It’s totally useless anyway. I mean, seriously, how can you send your kid to a place called “Smart Kidz Brain Intelligence Center”. What the hell is “brain intelligence”. That’s like “water humidity”. And the z in Kidz always creeps me out. Hi Dana, since you will read this anyway, please transfer all my appointments to Ryan, I think, he really needs the money. I think, I will look for a workplace where I can just do silly stuff and bake some cake with them. ♥