Four Jokes For Pregnant People

Do you feel uncomfortable approaching pregnant trans*/homo*/bi*/wom*/m*?

Try these cheerful punchlines

1. You have to cut the watermelon into pieces before you eat it!

2. Are you having a baby or are you just fat?

3. Now, who’s the lucky trans*/homo*/bi*/wom*/m*? (The sequence is important in order not to discriminate against any trans*/homo*/bi*/wom* while of course some trans*/homo*/bi*/wom* correctly point out that pregnancy itself is an ableism against trans*/homo*/bi*/wom*.)

4. OUH, you walk like a gorilla, OOH, OOH, OOH! – Just kidding, you look BEAUTIFUL!

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Four Jokes For Pregnant People

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