Four Details To Confuse Your Significant Other

1. Write the I in “I love you” in capital letters only.

2. Put on loads of perfume/aftershave before going out with your (same-gender) lads/ladies. Take and send a picture every four minutes showing you with the lads/ladies only.

3. Insist that you both haven’t seen her/his parents for a while and point out for every thing you see that her/his parents might like that.

4. Say “You are SO BEAUTIFUL!” when they wake up with hangover feeling like a dead reptile.

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Four Details To Confuse Your Significant Other

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