Four Ways To Go On People’s Nerves

1. Whenever somebody drinks coffee with milk, remind them that milk “weakens the bones”.

2. Whenever somebody reads a non-dodgy website, remind them that the “mainstream media lie”. Respond to everything they say afterwards with “That’s what they PUT in YOUR HEAD!”

3. At court, when somebody shouts “Objection!” answer with “Don’t Feed The Troll!”

4. In front of the chemotherapy center, distribute leaflets stating “All Chemicals Harm Your Body! Go Natural!”

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Four Ways To Go On People’s Nerves

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