Four Degrees

1. Applied Golf Management (B.Sc.)

Learn how to effectively manage a sports resort for people with too much money who want to engage in physical exercise but are too lazy to move

2. Pedegree

The extent to what you can impress your lazy golfing friends with the purity of your dog’s bloodline

3. Second degree burn

Learn how to effectively ruin your day by leaning on the red hot cook top when trying to get the special nutrition food can for your pedigree dog from the kitchen cabinet (Guess who put it there!)

4. Absolute Zero

Learn to effectively cool that burn at −273.15° Celsius (for Fahrenheit converter go to totallyuselessunits.com)

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Four Degrees

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