Erdogan’s Next Four Moves

1. Arrest everybody who ever shared the “Gollum” meme due to its similarity to “Gülen”.

2. Let the Turkish army occupy the Israeli Gülen Heights.

3. Arrest everyone called Kurd, Kurt or Curt and everyone who sells or produces curd.

4. Re-introduce the death penalty for everyone who ever made a joke (except himself).

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Erdogan’s Next Four Moves

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