Four Signs Your Date Is Going Wrong

1. Your date cleans both her/his nostrils with a key.

2. To every question you ask, s/he replies “Let me ask my ex! S/he knows best!”

3. S/he claims that Charles Manson has inspired him/her to kill his/her guinea pig with a staple gun.

4. S/he starts to laugh at you when you say that you have attended university.

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Four Signs Your Date Is Going Wrong

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