Four Indicators You Should Move House

1. Once again, there are no more clean coffee spoons, because the junkies have used them all.

2. The blasting engineering team members already have their own keys.

3. The cockroaches start to decorate the rooms without consulting you.

4. Your landlord starts renting out the basement to the “Habitual Criminals Slaughterhouse Internship Experimental Re-integration Project”.

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Four Indicators You Should Move House

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