Four Recent Google Searches Of Trump

1. how to president

2. how to build a wall

3. hourly rate illegal immigrant brick builders

4. contact list interns white house

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Four Recent Google Searches Of Trump

Four Horoscopes

1. Aries: You are very lucky this month. If you spend at least 75% of your salary on lottery tickets, you could move south soon. Buy a house now, real estate prices are very low at the moment, e.g. in Nigeria*.

2. Ram: A leading member of Boko Haram** might have feelings for you. Ask some of them out to find Mr. Haram. Don’t dress up too much.

3. Libra: The Piers Gaveston Society is giving a PPaARRtTYY***! As the might have pigs present though, date Mr. Haram on another day.

4. Taurus: Make so extra cash with a funky business idea! You could come up with rainbow coloured Jewish badges, Palin supports McCain Cruz Trump Shkreli shirts or wait until he finally destroys the Wu Tang album and sell a bootleg mix of old Wu Tang parts. Nobody will ever know.

Footnotes for our Americans readers:

* A province in the country of Africa

** average Muslim

*** Old English spelling

Four Horoscopes